Random Tumblr Themes

baby:  d... d... d...
father:  ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby:  d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby:  *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
"You must learn to let go. Release the stress. You were never in control anyway."
-Steve Maraboli, Life, the Truth, and Being Free (via stay-ocean-minded)

joetrohnam:

my mom always lets me mash the potatoes because it helps me deal with my feelings 

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison